The Guardian Quiptic Answers - Monday, 21st March 2016 There are 16 across clues and 16 down clues for the The Guardian Quiptic crossword on Monday, 21st March 2016. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Quiptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Invalid has tube, initially that is, inserted to breathePATIENTAAcross 5: Acted to deceive in plotBEHAVEDAAcross 9: Furore raised by Gogglebox?UPSETAAcross 10: Holiday rep arranged ride out around the middle of AugustTOUR GUIDEAAcross 11: Doctor, doctor! One must be serious!MOMENTOUSAAcross 12: Mum's eating good hot stuff!MAGMAAAcross 13: Teach to prepare troutTUTORAAcross 15: Popular company has top grade lines in place to get betterINFIRMARYAAcross 18: Cover chair with high armrestUPHOLSTERAAcross 19: Model in sari playing Indian instrumentSITARAAcross 21: Hound about home-makingDOINGAAcross 23: Vegetable from Aube region cooked with nothing removedAUBERGINEAAcross 25: Man races to catch rodent before old atmosphere returns in restaurantTRATTORIAAAcross 26: Dressing for matador's wounds reportedly?GAUZEAAcross 27: Feared becoming red and dead!DREADEDAAcross 28: Drop of French perfumeDESCENTDDown 1: Satisfied after fruit dropPLUMMETDDown 2: Try on suit for sporting eventTEST MATCHDDown 3: Had dinner with some bloke at Enzo'sEATENDDown 4: One draws on people from Edinburgh Festival event and its organisationTATTOOISTDDown 5: Sad son squanders moneyBLUESDDown 6: Good exam results for senior boys?HIGHMARKSDDown 7: Very unknown at home, German's competingVYINGDDown 8: Journal contains time after note about what one eatsDIETARYDDown 14: Get leader redeployed and demotedRELEGATEDDDown 16: Inspire Jo to be a rebelFIREBRANDDDown 17: Random treat but I get creditATTRIBUTEDDown 18: Modernised university has personal digital assistant initially taking notesUPDATEDDDown 20: Give seat once more to dance partner at courtREELECTDDown 22: Often an incident arising's a bit absurdINANEDDown 23: Getting help to acquire credit is bitterACRIDDDown 24: Agrees, even, to support artist's violent ragesRAGES