The Guardian Quiptic Answers - Monday, 26th September 2011 There are 15 across clues and 14 down clues for the The Guardian Quiptic crossword on Monday, 26th September 2011. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Quiptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 7: Place to sleep has floor covering and lockMATTRESSAAcross 9: With no love left, misguided lothario makes boastful speechHOT AIRAAcross 10: Excellent penalty!FINEAAcross 11: Fake folio made by a conservative is libellousDEFAMATORYAAcross 12: Brutus cannily trapping ItalianTUSCANAAcross 14: Extremely angry to discover affairSEETHINGAAcross 15: Furious slap received by Pembroke's last earl making passELAPSEAAcross 17: Accompanist in kinky corsetESCORTAAcross 20: Kid holding bat awkwardly before start of league gameFOOTBALLAAcross 22: Double-cross rear admiral initially (and ultimately navy) after wagerBETRAYAAcross 23: Pretty good job for milkman delivering to entertainment venueFAIR GROUNDAAcross 23: Pretty good job for milkman delivering to entertainment venueFAIRGROUNDAAcross 24: Letter for Member of Parliament's solicitorPIMPAAcross 25: Deny any connection with pig tucking into first half of mealDISOWNAAcross 26: Observe sudden rush to receive shock treatmentSPECTATEDDown 1: Neatly trim fractured cranium with end of knifeMANICUREDDown 2: Swelling inside crusty eyelidSTYEDDown 3: Head of faculty, when admitting dunce's limitations, is bluntDEADENDDown 4: Drink in cold picnic baskets?CHAMPERSDDown 5: Bird going to Chinese woman in order to get pink plantSTITCHWORTDDown 6: Short distance initially measured in cubits reckoned outmoded nowadaysMICRONDDown 8: Organises a festival involving most soundSAFESTDDown 13: Carroll's first mad party host goes to buffet with gasbagCHATTERBOXDDown 16: King's restricted by frightening disfigurementSCARRINGDDown 18: Magnum drained after meal consumed with fellow playerTEAMMATEDDown 19: They may contain photographs and article on large backsidesALBUMSDDown 21: Animal to sail off with plantOXALISDDown 22: Harry's animalBADGERDDown 24: Last of mint put in mushy pea starterPATE