The Guardian Quiptic Answers - Monday, 14th February 2011 There are 14 across clues and 15 down clues for the The Guardian Quiptic crossword on Monday, 14th February 2011. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Quiptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Vicar's mistress returned for gunREVOLVERAAcross 5: Tearful Homo sapiens blows up seat of governmentHOUSESAAcross 9: She tries to help but is a pain, a crazy nutAGONY AUNTAAcross 11: Penny, Ian, Oscar and JoannaPIANOAAcross 12: See 5OFPARLIAMENTAAcross 15: Join kids surreptitiously making farmyard noiseOINKAAcross 16: In conclusion, sadly, one met end about the middle of JanuaryDENOUEMENTAAcross 18: Statistics office laughs about Treasury chief's attacksONSLAUGHTSAAcross 19: Mate's quiet voicePAIRAAcross 21: Provoke Anglican rebel to get involved in controversial issueCAUSE CELEBREAAcross 24: Chap in Rio regularly left cityCAIROAAcross 25: Late news does not ultimately cause distressSTOP PRESSAAcross 26: Starts to employ natural gas in new, exciting source of motive powerENGINEAAcross 27: Rugby players accept new undergarmentsKNICKERSDDown 1: Nora Batty's horseROANDDown 2: Old instrument for filling ravioliVIOLDDown 3: Ballad's rough refrainLAY OFFDDown 3: Ballad's rough refrainLAYOFFDDown 4: Experience leads us to think this cook seduced a guestEDUCATEDGUESSDDown 6: No right to punish Daphne for having no parentsORPHANEDDDown 7: Feline, spiteful Thai woman?SIAMESE CATDDown 8: Tale in which pint-sized violent male is taken outSHORT STORYDDown 10: Urban rabbit, widely discussedTALK OF THE TOWNDDown 13: Travel fast, getting round in chopper?MOTORCYCLEDDown 14: US gunman is deceptively meekUNASSUMINGDDown 17: Political leader hides love for countryCAMEROONDDown 20: Channel Islands port turns up well north of thisTROPICDDown 22: Female came last to this placeHEREDDown 23: Goddess lives twiceISIS