The Guardian Quiptic Answers - Monday, 22nd March 2010 There are 15 across clues and 14 down clues for the The Guardian Quiptic crossword on Monday, 22nd March 2010. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Quiptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: As long as you've got flies buzzing, sleep goes westLIFESPANAAcross 5: Judge with leer grabbing tip of girl's elbowJOGGLEAAcross 9: Band's current positionSTATUS QUOAAcross 11: Genuine reflection capturing sun beamLASERAAcross 12: Kick over milestoneBREAK THROUGHAAcross 12: Kick over milestoneBREAKTHROUGHAAcross 15: Yes, yes, yes!OKAYAAcross 16: Piece of music theory oddly accepted by popular singerINTERMEZZOAAcross 18: This rating would make "A" seem banalABLE SEAMANAAcross 19: Sound of empty vesselVEINAAcross 21: Diversionary tactics from Havana?SMOKESCREENSAAcross 24: Alert, in marine style?ALARMAAcross 25: Vesuvius very loud in eruption, but not very penetratingSUFFUSIVEAAcross 26: Meal regularly eaten by Dandy kidDELUDEAAcross 27: Corset originally pulled up tight doesn't slipSTAYSPUTDDown 1: Final requirement of shoemakersLASTDDown 2: Plant initially lost in transmissionFLAXDDown 3: Cringe as guv'nor loses last markSQUIRMDDown 4: Associates Bill with curious topless capersACQUAINTANCESDDown 6: Solid nuts with odd filling? Refiners use themOILDRUMSDDown 7: Drunkard first to give up eco-unfriendly carGAS GUZZLERDDown 8: Heartbroken, fated never to reach the stars?EARTHBOUNDDDown 10: Grandfather has time here, apparentlyON THE FACE OF ITDDown 13: Sussex headline from 1066 not right? It's disputedNO MAN'S LANDDDown 14: Fitted partitions holding up booksWALLTOWALLDDown 17: Prized horse carrying me after end of battleESTEEMEDDDown 20: Insult current panelINJURYDDown 22: Sanctimonious politician, an unpleasant typePIMPDDown 23: Kiss included in wartime offensive messageTEXT