The Guardian Quiptic Answers - Monday, 14th April 2003 There are 15 across clues and 14 down clues for the The Guardian Quiptic crossword on Monday, 14th April 2003. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Quiptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Bird of prey represents order of clanFALCONAAcross 4: Restrain union lady holding a poundBRIDLEAAcross 9: Exchange love cure on hunch for a meal ticketLUNCHEON VOUCHERAAcross 10: Santa's muddled about last letter of verseSTANZAAAcross 11: Check front of ship for weaponCROSSBOWAAcross 12: Open University, in summary, is pricelessPRECIOUSAAcross 14: Travelled to Turkish capital with dodgy Euro noteTOUREDAAcross 15: Wet to the touchSPLASHAAcross 18: Large European has great dignityGRANDEURAAcross 21: Strike up association with driver, for exampleGOLF-CLUBAAcross 21: Strike up association with driver, for exampleGOLFCLUBAAcross 22: Sound of course to fade awayLESSENAAcross 24: Mum's tumbler contains mixed double gin initially for you, which makes everything look bigger!MAGNIFYING GLASSAAcross 25: Expire, though formerly in good healthEXHALEAAcross 26: Patrol wrong gatewayPORTALDDown 1: Upset when illness disturbed restFLUSTERDDown 2: Student at university can find the missing lordLUCANDDown 3: Love obscure orange herbOREGANODDown 5: Get rid of our Otto, sadlyROOT OUTDDown 6: Dog like sausage? No, just the opposite!DACHSHUNDDDown 7: Looks at mineral - it's really uglyEYESOREDDown 8: Bags containing any number of small eatsSNACKSDDown 13: Bird finds rubbish in churchCHAFFINCHDDown 16: Gas could cause explosion, on paperPROPANEDDown 17: Friendly male learner driver finds parking almost fullHELPFULDDown 18: Evil sprite's soundin' like a turkeyGOBLINDDown 19: Lively old carALLEGRODDown 20: Instrument replacing lutes in discordUTENSILDDown 23: Unclasp little necklace to reveal crackSPLIT