The Guardian Quiptic Answers - Monday, 1st April 2002 There are 14 across clues and 14 down clues for the The Guardian Quiptic crossword on Monday, 1st April 2002. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Quiptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Thieving birds hide silver and pastry in hollow monumentsMAGPIESAAcross 5: I begin sermon with unusual claim to be of the Muslim faithISLAMICAAcross 9: Help ET out with a single figure - he'll need it to call homeTELEPHONE NUMBERAAcross 10: 'Tis close, we hear, to ridiculeSNEERAAcross 11: Bat howled dreadfully at the fatal strokeDEATHBLOWAAcross 12: Weary old lover takes house in Germany to cut tedium by halfEXHAUSTEDAAcross 14: Intimidate Jim Bowen's old quiz partner!BULLYAAcross 15: Hidden gas in geyser may burnSINGEAAcross 16: Models competent to carry vase onto revolving platformTURNTABLEAAcross 18: Motorists club travel round rocky American trail to the countryAUSTRALIAAAcross 21: Stick up tax as sanctionENACTAAcross 22: About raid can't argue, or there'll be fighting at the backREARGUARDACTIONAAcross 23: We are taking long breather before fightWRESTLEAAcross 24: Rhode Island poet's outburst provokes witty retortRIPOSTEDDown 1: Unmarried lady takes in a model with Eastern artistMATISSEDDown 2: Leaving gift to force student to study those who work on fishGOLDEN HANDSHAKEDDown 3: Beg a politician to run with energy for a changeIMPORTUNEDDown 4: Sometimes words conceal a weaponSWORDDDown 5: Northerner chucked out rancid eelICELANDERDDown 6: Oaf gains aspiration to reach this Lincolnshire townLOUTHDDown 7: Mafia king relies foolishly on alibi about way of delivering booksMOBILELIBRARIESDDown 8: Grow half a carrot from seed plantCARAWAYDDown 13: To tease bird I'll eat nutsTITILLATEDDown 14: However, Mr Lawrence took the royal trophy for his flowerBUTTERCUPDDown 15: Bird hits back, leading to noisy disputeSPARROWDDown 17: Friendly relations with opponents established up to a point under canvasENTENDEDDown 19: Just straighten upRIGHTDDown 20: A venomous mathematician?ADDER