The Guardian Quiptic Answers - Monday, 30th October 2000 There are 16 across clues and 13 down clues for the The Guardian Quiptic crossword on Monday, 30th October 2000. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Quiptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Remorseful as editor consumes ham sandwichASHAMEDAAcross 5: Russian companies get plunderCOSSACKAAcross 10: Last eiderdown taken off bed for singerDIVAAAcross 11: Causing affront? Such an act has nothing on us!OUTRAGEOUSAAcross 12: Could be in Ur, perhaps, or in BorneoBRUNEIAAcross 13: Obscure man goes round twiddling toesESOTERICAAcross 14: Plant to attack with an assagai?SPEARMINTAAcross 16: Unsophisticated as bad feet, perhapsCORNYAAcross 17: Bend down at the entranceSTOOPAAcross 19: Exhausted skill with wild deerKNACKEREDAAcross 23: Take horse out of shelter that's shakyUNSTABLEAAcross 24: Given inspiration in time and entertainedAMUSEDAAcross 26: One who sees USA is viler somehowVISUALISERAAcross 27: Fastener is a hitCLIPAAcross 28: A single head in its entiretyONENESSAAcross 29: Fish photographer?SNAPPERDDown 2: Mix right up -- put one's foot in it!STIRRUPDDown 3: A profit repeatedAGAINDDown 4: Go and sit back; I'm up and around. Yes, me, me, me!EGOTISMDDown 6: Speaker in search of good political theme for a ToryORATORDDown 7: Fellow at the entrance, we hear, is a dockerSTEVEDOREDDown 8: Warning for an amusing personCAUTIONDDown 9: Quote the rhymes of Edward Lear? Rubbish!UTTERNONSENSEDDown 15: Concerning the act that changed courseABOUT TURNDDown 18: Stress from having 10 offspring round oneTENSIONDDown 20: Annoyance because tea served with a smileCHAGRINDDown 21: What Gray did in a churchyard?ELEGISEDDown 22: Dagger mark becoming so blueOBELUSDDown 25: Remove one's headgear -- a United Nations beret?UNCAP