The Guardian Quiptic Answers - Monday, 3rd April 2000 There are 16 across clues and 16 down clues for the The Guardian Quiptic crossword on Monday, 3rd April 2000. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Quiptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Clean finishPOLISHAAcross 4: To hear a chesty cough gives listener painEARACHEAAcross 9: Trainee sailor takes year in the never-ending mazeLABYRINTHAAcross 10: Fish spring trapsSPRATAAcross 11: Virginia hat is acceptableVALIDAAcross 12: Anyone can be upset by aggravationANNOYANCEAAcross 13: Most of river bend allowed to become a streamRIVULETAAcross 15: Bring about resultEFFECTAAcross 17: Sharp detectives infiltrate returning US spiesACIDICAAcross 19: Asian bees buzz about rum cocktailBURMESEAAcross 22: Buildings with pictures of Queen in kitchensGALLERIESAAcross 24: Jelly snake I chew initiallyASPICAAcross 26: Lunatic losing son becomes just sillyINANEAAcross 27: Go with Bill and guestsACCOMPANYAAcross 28: This car is a great performerMAESTROAAcross 29: Most strange poem about daughter and saintODDESTDDown 1: Fuss when Dad meets former Australian tennis starPALAVERDDown 2: Swing a bell! That's the ticket!LABELDDown 3: Stood across street with artist, theologian and Liberal editorSTRADDLEDDDown 4: Headless chicken with most chance to improveENHANCEDDown 5: Knight going back to Kentucky? It's dangerous!RISKYDDown 6: Record of events regarding rich clone mutationCHRONICLEDDown 7: Returning, encounters note of respectESTEEMDDown 8: Entire performance follows short intervalINTACTDDown 14: Waver when sick in desertVACILLATEDDown 16: Dreamer of disaster is preparedFOREARMEDDDown 18: Windy city was stylish beforeCHICAGODDown 19: Scholars in charge point to fundamentalsBASICSDDown 20: Scramble to put into burial vaultENCRYPTDDown 21: Distorted images cause wrinkly discriminationAGEISMDDown 23: Built straight upERECTDDown 25: Report a bit of a trucePEACE