The Guardian Cryptic Answers - Wednesday, 28th September 2022 There are 14 across clues and 15 down clues for the The Guardian Cryptic crossword on Wednesday, 28th September 2022. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Cryptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Posh bloke is a Tory bastard? Not unknownARISTOAAcross 5: Usual performance quietly meets with approvalSHTICKAAcross 8: Changed key before end of balladALTEREDAAcross 9: Plant roses at front except in centreRHUBARBAAcross 11: Big Tech (and Ted's dosh) could possibly bring material successTHEBITCHGODDESSAAcross 12: Good book plausible on the surfaceGLIBAAcross 13: Sure to make a move after trick one's playedCONCERTINAAAcross 17: Invaders ignoring rule left with ground unclaimedNO MAN'S LANDAAcross 18: Idiot holding back star pupil? On the contraryPRATAAcross 20: Steal script craftily when Charles is inside dressingSTICKING PLASTERAAcross 23: Doubly small for a defenderSWEEPERAAcross 24: Want to carry gun but deniedNEGATEDAAcross 25: Chance to wear revolutionary dressCLOTHEAAcross 26: Stay on teamRESIDEDDown 2: Rare element of sexual excitement with female — I'm keeping out, essentiallyRUTHENIUMDDown 3: Soldiers arrested by police officers around baseSORDIDDDown 4: Getting on coach is traditionalOLD SCHOOLDDown 5: Child's yellow — doctors gathering roundSPROGDDown 6: Roars during day end squabblingTHUNDERSDDown 7: Desperately want to be in Conservative Party?CRAVEDDown 8: Makes an enemy of worker and worries deeplyANTAGONISESDDown 10: Dirty resort has improved on the surfaceBESPATTEREDDDown 14: See something useful in the kitchenCAN OPENERDDown 15: Bothered by independence, right — judged it to be divisiveIRRITATEDDDown 16: Advice about protecting endlessly vulnerable — it's a nasty placeSNAKE PITDDown 16: Advice about protecting endlessly vulnerable — it's a nasty placeSNAKEPITDDown 19: Polluted river in which crew's emptied effluentsGANGESDDown 21: Dancing ladies beginning to strip off — this couldn't be betterIDEALDDown 22: Square up over drinker's last bottleNERVE