The Guardian Cryptic Answers - Thursday, 5th May 2016 There are 14 across clues and 16 down clues for the The Guardian Cryptic crossword on Thursday, 5th May 2016. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Cryptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Some Tesco-read bands to decipher?BAR CODEAAcross 5: Married, husband proved irritatingHITCHEDAAcross 9: Bird of about 6.28 feet, no chargePIPITAAcross 10: Setter at sea, perhaps, wearing something waterproofTARPAULINAAcross 11: A puzzle with cojones, brilliant!AMAZEBALLSAAcross 12: A pink organ moving towards the rearAFTAAcross 14: Legal directive good, ruling ultimately welcomed by brotherhood of elders?GAGGINGORDERAAcross 18: Sun etc in before this, brightness endsPOPULARPRESSAAcross 21: Charged particle nothing to write home aboutIONAAcross 22: Snigger repeatedly if, on man, a bra regularly seenFNAARFNAARAAcross 25: Discomfort with provocative dance reported as an act of touching up?PAINTWORKAAcross 26: About ninety, one exercising, one having done a stretch?EXCONAAcross 27: A game of tricks cut shortABRIDGEAAcross 28: Better to spray henna on coarse skinENHANCEDDown 1: Attributed to political extremists always, lesser actionBYPLAYDDown 2: Tool putting inscription on tombstone, a mottoRIPSAWDDown 3: At dinner time, food is thus submitted for considerationON THE TABLEDDown 4: Entering vortex, travelling furtherEXTRADDown 5: In time, Ireland abandoned uncompromising leaderHARDLINERDDown 6: Food and drink, lake, for duckTEALDDown 7: President from nation needing leadership in EuropeHOLLANDEDDown 8: Change character, seeing awful starter filling plateDENATUREDDown 13: Evidence of excitement, as energy feels so incredibly hotGOOSEFLESHDDown 15: Wall ornament aligned or skew-whiffGIRANDOLEDDown 16: Letter from Dalmatian port's read out — one's in the soupSPLIT-PEADDown 17: Lighter grip, one's looseSPONGIERDDown 19: Bird in brief dive, gullFALCONDDown 20: Fruit, simian ecstasyORANGEDDown 23: Ship left Spain for famous Irish bayARKLEDDown 24: Boss in brief surveySTUD