The Guardian Cryptic Answers - Friday, 7th March 2014 There are 14 across clues and 14 down clues for the The Guardian Cryptic crossword on Friday, 7th March 2014. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Cryptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Hunk, European, to apply rubberMASSEUSEAAcross 5: Protest the wrong way round? Union not spreadingIN-SITUAAcross 9: Starts to work out — hard abs form?WASHBOARDAAcross 11: Skinter and regular instalments for what 1 across might doKNEADAAcross 12: Something saucy about French and Saunders with old worksSWEETANDSOURAAcross 15: Noise from pen — reason it's run out?OINKAAcross 16: Close to this, flogging belatedly?SELL-BY DATEAAcross 18: Waxes lyrical: "incredible Zico", initially turning Italy — a name supporters embraceBRAZILIANSAAcross 19: Set with no level of intelligence, like this?CLUEAAcross 21: Mean one to restrain singer going after copperPENNY PINCHERAAcross 24: Relating to a country, not one a bit like IranIRISHAAcross 25: Invention of "Eco-Dyson" covering patent — initially it might feed tube through bottom?ENDOSCOPYAAcross 26: Leaving sergeant without soldier backing sectionEGRESSAAcross 27: Push drugs up front — ring for strong stuffESPRESSODDown 1: Cuts kinky sex — ouch! Upside-downMOWSDDown 2: Frame crack troops on heroinSASHDDown 3: Stoop wears golfer's jointsELBOWSDDown 4: Health programme on satellite station?SPACE MEDICINEDDown 6: Unaided viewer's kinky 11? Ring for hookerNAKED EYEDDown 7: Unstoppable boxer, Ali, and George Foreman ultimately in rumbleINEXORABLEDDown 8: Needs Durex desperately in this state? Hardly!UNDERSEXEDDDown 10: Exchange numbersDIALLINGCODESDDown 13: Idiot on top with something for bottomBOOBY PRIZEDDown 14: Win following one up North — both sides admitting that is more awkwardUNGAINLIERDDown 17: Legendary Rolling Stone man is unknown power in quiet AmericaSISYPHUSDDown 20: Picks up cockney fella in spring?GEYSERDDown 22: Chief designerBOSSDDown 23: This contalns one bit of party politics?TYPO