The Guardian Cryptic Answers - Monday, 2nd April 2012 There are 14 across clues and 14 down clues for the The Guardian Cryptic crossword on Monday, 2nd April 2012. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Cryptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 7: By no fluke does this slow the boat downSEA ANCHORAAcross 8: Blissful time, messing about idly on lakeIDYLLAAcross 9: Person who makes no effort to movePASSENGERAAcross 10: Good man has criminal to hide awaySTASHAAcross 12: Bloomers are old-fashioned wearSTOCKSAAcross 13: Grass seen at home earlierINFORMERAAcross 14: One thousand troops heading southeast in huge formationIMMENSEAAcross 17: Ship, possibly a trampDRIFTERAAcross 20: Swell position for a batsmanINCREASEAAcross 22: Abeam on a ship?ABOARDAAcross 24: About twelve inches?AFOOTAAcross 25: Treatment for a stoop? The appropriate specialist hereOSTEOPATHAAcross 26: Scene of a towering rowBABELAAcross 27: Improvement of action due to trainingEDUCATIONDDown 1: Have second thoughts about hypocrisyRECANTDDown 2: Killing of many people over a defined areaMASSACREDDown 3: Cakes once cooked aboard shipSCONESDDown 4: Region that is not party to the conventionBOHEMIADDown 5: Journalist's turn to rideEDITORDDown 6: Quartz watch that doesn't look real?GLASS EYEDDown 11: A force raised at some distanceAFARDDown 15: Soldier carrying sailors?MAN-OF-WARDDown 16: Bird that is cut up and smokedSHAGDDown 18: A course for non-driversFOOTPATHDDown 19: Disease possibly spread by waterSEASIDEDDown 21: Unruly hordes in the MediterraneanRHODESDDown 22: Means businessAGENCYDDown 23: Share out in rotaRATION