The Guardian Cryptic Answers - Thursday, 1st September 2011 There are 14 across clues and 14 down clues for the The Guardian Cryptic crossword on Thursday, 1st September 2011. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Cryptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: SHIFT jams — almost hit OK + CANCEL for dead icon …MICHAEL JACKSONAAcross 9: … spread story: icon covering head in shocking Pepsi outburstGOSSIPPEDAAcross 10: There's no light here — Man United's backing supporter …UMBRAAAcross 11: … one supports this in United's home?CHESTAAcross 12: A new suggestion for wager — Ascot, firm going, Dettori finally getting his starting orders?ANTIPASTIAAcross 13: Foreign news breaking: "Union backing musical"UNNATIVEAAcross 14: See 17AGENDAAAcross 17: Ulterior motive of Häagen-Dazs?HIDDENAAcross 19: He helps priest change, we hear, by holding ringALTAR BOYAAcross 22: Shell and scramble evolutional egg timeOVULATIONAAcross 24: OK I admit partially backing Japanese drumDAIKOAAcross 25: Spice girl with a sopranoMELBAAAcross 26: 70s' clothing sounds like Noddy Holder's cup of teaKIPPERTIEAAcross 27: Without a run rate, almost leg before wicket, is possible match deciderDUCKWORTHLEWISDDown 1: Picking up fun guy that could make your head spin?MAGICMUSHROOMSDDown 2: Head for lavatory — is tension breaking into location of hadron collider?CISTERNDDown 3: Philosopher unconventional to realistARISTOTLEDDown 4: This stops kissers getting chaps lap dancing with ElvisLIPSALVEDDown 5: Ford's early model passed by German manufacturer's checksAUDITSDDown 6: Two kings turn to pawns for weapons producerKRUPPDDown 7: Singer has straight daughter — alternatively the opposite?ORBISONDDown 8: To insert Always, perhaps?SANITARYTOWELSDDown 15: Protector of plant's opening job for warderGUARDCELLDDown 16: Set to grow weed in this?PLANTPOTDDown 18: Bed for 20 — he needed it to check out university?DOUBLE-UDDown 20: "Bullseye … regains it" — Sid Waddell initially going over to darts playerBRISTOWDDown 21: Good to go over writing material for "Chinese Tree"GINKGODDown 23: In the style of Calvin Klein — sadly no longer in useALACK