The Guardian Cryptic Answers - Thursday, 31st March 2011 There are 15 across clues and 16 down clues for the The Guardian Cryptic crossword on Thursday, 31st March 2011. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Cryptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Endlessly sick after soup which hurts one's mouthGUMBOILAAcross 5: What to put on to come first in difficult test?TWINSETAAcross 9: Waste of water in Cornwall?OFFALAAcross 10: We rectors contrive to get a bishopricWORCESTERAAcross 11: Having broken limit, stand up and get ready to fightMILITARISEAAcross 12: A little money for backward English?DIMEAAcross 14: With a clear road it may still hold you upTRAFFIC LIGHTAAcross 18: One reckons with a note, it's said, he can singCOUNTERTENORAAcross 21: Voucher with firm going onUP ONAAcross 21: Voucher with firm going onUPONAAcross 22: Chappy shot at random — he had a behavioural disorderPSYCHOPATHAAcross 25: All marble could be fire protectiveALARM BELLAAcross 26: One riled by working?IDLERAAcross 27: An isle — Greenland, perhapsEMERALDAAcross 28: Threat of this makes sin seem dodgyNEMESISDDown 1: Good accommodation to be found in Newmarket?GROOMSDDown 2: Beast without being very loud has to softenMUFFLEDDown 3: Having died, learned to strike outOBLITERATEDDown 4: Telephone bell starting off, but not so loudLOWERDDown 5: Act with elegance, say; it helps to get you inTURNSTILEDDown 6: Article on computer science needs space …ITEMDDown 7: … and what computers need Gordius does up to a pointSETTINGSDDown 8: Wrongs keep people in agoniesTORMENTSDDown 13: Sorting school mail may cause the jimjamsALCOHOLISMDDown 15: Dream fast shattered at cultural centreFARMSTEADDDown 16: Reliable account by a priestACCURATEDDown 17: Co-driver has to try self-control?AUTOMATEDDown 19: Let the Guardian know about thickening skin?CALLUSDDown 20: Cattle on board smashed crockerySHERDSDDown 23: Mark has value in Costa RicaCOLONDDown 24: She started a college in CambridgeEMMA