The Guardian Cryptic Answers - Thursday, 22nd May 2003 There are 14 across clues and 14 down clues for the The Guardian Cryptic crossword on Thursday, 22nd May 2003. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Cryptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Doctors care? Lie put about in hypocritical show of concernCROCODILE TEARSAAcross 9: Parade on All Fools' Day?MARCHPASTAAcross 10: Adversary's weekend articleSATANAAcross 11: Clubman doesn't begin to speakUTTERAAcross 12: Junky flagship?MAINLINERAAcross 13: Turn half left, then right in the gully - that's weirdELDRITCHAAcross 14: Things not wanted on voyageJETSAMAAcross 17: Artist rejected paymentDRAWERAAcross 19: The old banger's on the way from Norwich to NewmarketTHETFORDAAcross 22: He works hard to avert rail disasterTRAVAILERAAcross 24: Fail to qualify and get the birdPIPITAAcross 25: Diana could be a nymphNAIADAAcross 26: Church leaders are broke without capitalBUCHARESTAAcross 27: Women used a tear causing a royal responseWEARENOTAMUSEDDDown 1: Catching someone in the net?COMPUTERDATINGDDown 2: Danish scientist shows strength in the fieldOERSTEDDDown 3: Alternatively, it could make one the worse ...OTHERWISEDDown 4: ... as it gets chums in a messINASMUCHDDown 5: Necessitate volunteers being included in line-upENTAILDDown 6: Stand, as soldiers may do at LeatherheadEASELDDown 7: Sailors sought by TV producerRATINGSDDown 8: Auden permitted to compose impromptuUNPREMEDITATEDDDown 15: Place most able to produce psychic phenomenonECTOPLASMDDown 16: CuSHORTCUTDDown 18: Deadly sin of a soldier caught up in depravityAVARICEDDown 20: Overwhelm with paperworkOPPRESSDDown 21: Highball contributes to alcohol in the bloodstreamGLOBINDDown 23: Girl calling for someone to helpAIDER