The Guardian Cryptic Answers - Monday, 31st March 2003 There are 13 across clues and 16 down clues for the The Guardian Cryptic crossword on Monday, 31st March 2003. View the answers below.. Also try..All The Guardian Cryptic AnswersAll PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 9: It has misleading passagesLABYRINTHAAcross 10: Incident on Orient ExpressEVENTAAcross 11: Ladies and Gentlemen, a T.S. Eliot productionTOILETSAAcross 12: A small number love to make notes - it's catchingNOOSINGAAcross 13: It keeps a sharp eye on German and American armsEAGLEAAcross 14: Achievement of one who doesn't miss a trickGRAND SLAMAAcross 16: Terribly hard up, hastens to acquire moneyPASSTHEHATROUNDAAcross 19: Soldiers armed with guns on manoeuvresGUARDSMENAAcross 21: Painful reminder of passion when taken to heartTHROBAAcross 22: Something special encountered if you go straight downPLUMMETAAcross 23: Bank has a way to avoid a rowTOWPATHAAcross 24: Cattle driveSTEERAAcross 25: Duck below the quiltEIDERDOWNDDown 1: It may be responsible for a hold-up on the lineCLOTHES PEGDDown 2: Curtails brigade's movementABRIDGESDDown 3: Be still shiveringFREEZEDDown 4: Objects to extremities?ENDSDDown 5: Revise estimate with an advanceTHINKAGAINDDown 6: In his eyes, beauty may be seenBEHOLDERDDown 7: Servant turns in during dinner, perhapsMENIALDDown 8: Guns are raised in this gameSTAGDDown 14: It's a rather colourless affair, mindGREY MATTERDDown 15: Produced by employee, but not mass-producedMADEBYHANDDDown 17: Washing line?TIDEMARKDDown 18: Nouns are irregular? Nonsense!UNREASONDDown 20: The last word about copper's keen insightACUMENDDown 21: Check an oarsman's supportTHWARTDDown 22: After a jobPOSTDDown 23: We hear it's bound to be a current variationTIDE